rayofmemory's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ::onfuckingline way too much:: The ones that are so me are in bold. 25 signs that tell you you're online too much: 1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help. 2. Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL" out loud. 3. You find yourself trying to cock your head 90 degrees when you smile. 4. You have to get a 2nd phone line just so you can order pizza. 5. You bring a bag lunch and a cooler to the computer. Not really a bag lunch and cooler, but I have been known to bring full meals to the computer desk. Such as, bowl, spoon, cup, milk, cereal. Or plate, cup, veggie burger, ketchup, mustard. 6. Your kids are eating cereal morning, noon, and night. 7. When looking at signs, you wonder why they are always "yelling" at you. 8. When at work, your boss constantly reminds you that the word "i" should be capitalized. 9. You end sentences with 3 (or more) periods while writing letters by hand. 10. You don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo. 11. You stop speaking in full sentences. 12. You no longer type with proper capitalization, punctuation, or complete sentences. 13. You stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and lemme. 14. You watch TV with the closed captioning turned on. I don't even know how to turn it off. I love closed captioning. However I always have the sound on as well. Hey, I just really like reading. 15. You double click your TV remote. 16. Your spouse now complains of you moving your fingers in your sleep instead of talking. 17. You dream in "text". 18. You have an identity crisis if someone is using a screen name close to your own. 19. You change your screen names so much that you have to look at your own profile to see who you are. 20. You type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at the same time. I did this once while at a friends house and then again when I was on my dads cell. 21. You type faster than you think. 22. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. Unbelievably. 23 . When someone asks, "What did you say?" you reply, "Scroll up!" 24. Your buddy list has over 100 people on it. 117 to be exact. Even more if you count my MSN, Yahoo and AIM messengers. 25. You have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it. 2:36 a.m. - 2003-06-28 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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